My favorite poop of all time! It spells, “in”! How awesome is my poop?

My favorite poop of all time! It spells, “in”! How awesome is my poop?

Ugh.This one still grosses me out.
It’s like a dinosaur ate a burning sloppy joe, got in a fight with his dinosaur wife, and dumped this in her jewlery box out of spite. All because she wanted him to take off his shoes before coming into the house.

Ugh.This one still grosses me out.

It’s like a dinosaur ate a burning sloppy joe, got in a fight with his dinosaur wife, and dumped this in her jewlery box out of spite. All because she wanted him to take off his shoes before coming into the house.

Why do so many of my poops try to escape? This one coiled down the drain, and came up out of the water. Notice the kernals of corn. I put in the extra effort of these small details for you, my fans.

Why do so many of my poops try to escape? This one coiled down the drain, and came up out of the water. Notice the kernals of corn. I put in the extra effort of these small details for you, my fans.

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An ant farm shot out of my anus. This was at work too. Nothing better than getting paid to poop.

An ant farm shot out of my anus. This was at work too. Nothing better than getting paid to poop.

It goes from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.

It goes from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.

Dinner: Rice, Chicken, Milk, and Anger

Dinner: Rice, Chicken, Milk, and Anger

This was poop that a dog took on our carpet at work. We rescued him from a busy street, and this is how he repaid us. Rad.

This was poop that a dog took on our carpet at work. We rescued him from a busy street, and this is how he repaid us. Rad.

My tiny girlfriend took this not so tiny poop.

My tiny girlfriend took this not so tiny poop.

Coffee shits ruin plumbing. That stain lasted longer than Crazy Town’s career.

Coffee shits ruin plumbing. That stain lasted longer than Crazy Town’s career.

This was an angry one. Each piece screamed at me as they dropped out.

This was an angry one. Each piece screamed at me as they dropped out.

Uh-oh. Blood = big trouble in little China.
Did anyone see that movie? Rayden from Mortal Kombat was in it.

Uh-oh. Blood = big trouble in little China.

Did anyone see that movie? Rayden from Mortal Kombat was in it.

Kind of a shitty picture.

Kind of a shitty picture.

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Look at this guy. He’s trying to escape!

Look at this guy. He’s trying to escape!

Forget what I ate. Probablly a lot of meat.
Looks like a poo rugby scrum.

Forget what I ate. Probablly a lot of meat.

Looks like a poo rugby scrum.